This is part one of a story arch that got cut out of the original Godsrage Series- THE ELITE MAFIA- a:*GMG Shaq, Yoda, Scar, and Scorponok talking to the Master* *Doomlock teleports in* b: DOOMLOCK: Master don't listen to this arrogant(Scorponok) fool! I got it all on tape, he let the Godsrage team escape, he left w/out confirmation of their doom, I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE! And I'm the last survivor. They even ate the sacred mushroom and stole the new MJOLNIR suit! *Everybody gasps* c: MASTER: If this is ture I am dissapointed in you Scorponok Scorp: But sir! MASTER: NO BUTS! FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT! *blasts Scorponok into slag* d: MASTER: You've all failed over and over again. It all started with Grunt Master Grunt loosing to ONE Spartan. Then the Slood let 344 loose so he could assist them. And NOW the Terrorcons and Vahki fail! But the Spartans won't fare against their next challenge... e: Offscreen: Well Master, duhn worry about it, its not personal, its buisness! Master: What the, GUARDS- f: Elite Mafia Boss:-Are gone, but I uh guess that's the way the cookie ehh crumbles? Master: What are you talking about?! g:*click* h:*Vahki and Elites come in* Boss: Nobody move! You, Grunt! Forget about it! GMG: *gulp* i: MASTER: Fool! You think a mere group of Elites and Vahki can stop me?! I AM UNICRON! I AM THE MASTER! THE CHAOS BRINER! Boss: Forget about it! *click* j:*Masterpiece Optimus walks in* i: MASTER: What is this, I will destroy it! *fires, shots fail and bounce off* k: Boss: Like I said you can't scratch him he's, how you say, diecast! And he has the Matrix! MASTER: WHAT?! l: *Optimus shines Matrix light on Unicron* MASTER: No, get away! My one weakness! AHHHH! Boss: Its buisness *shrug*. m: Prime: Unicron's spark is absorbed and obliterated, awaiting orders... Boss: Teleport and self destruct you bafoon! Sheesh- Prime: Command accepted. *teleports* n: Boss: Doomlock, I appoints you Prime hitman, Scar you over see the Vahki, Slood you stay in your base, you'll get instructions later on, Grunt, the Elites will see to it that your base is properly used...Now get outta here! o: *At Godsrage HQ, Final, Classic Rocker, Ithilin, Titan hiding behind corner* CR: This is gonna be great! FW: Yeah, I finally have my revenge! Ith: And he'll never edit my stuff again! TO: And its all funded by me! Now quite! Here he comes. p: *Lord Tim walks in* LT: Doo doo doo, man am I thirsty and hungry and...both...what do we have to eat? Speaking of which, how long have we had this cupboard? q: LT: Sugar Os, Bran Flakes, Choc Chunks, Sugar Bombs, Corn and Wheat grits, wait a second, everything's empty! Except this one... r: LT: Guess I missed this one... s: *Close up on Fraggie Os box, a high source of sugar, fiber and shrapnel* t: LT: Sounds good to me! u: *LT chomps down the Fraggie Os* v: TO: he's inhaling the stuff! w: LT: Ahh, what a great meal... x: FW: It didn't work... TO: Pay attention, we gotta take him to the hospital. With all those frags in his system, and his methane tank, he could blow us to Timbuck 2! y: CR: You're right, but we can't let him know it was us! FW: Then who's to blame? Ith: How about the marines? TO: Nah. z: CR: Considering Tim has the attention span of a rodent at times. Lets just say it was the narrarator getting revenge from when Tim blew him up! FW: Nice thinking Rocker! za:*sometime later, Rocker/Final carrying tied up Tim in hog* CR: Wait...where're we gonna find a hospital? FW: Relax Rocker we're headed towards the Terrorcon base, they had a medbay. Ithilin report. zb:*Ithilin flying through sky in shee* Ith: Sky's as clear as its ever been. It's really a shame Final :P FW: *comm* Relax Ith, we'll be there in a minute. zc: Ith: One thing, they have this place totally in habited now, 344 was right! *all kinds of citizens walking around below* zd: FW: That's good...344 WAS right. CR: Yeah its a good thing your new suit can contact him so easily. ze: FW: Well we made it how you doing Tim? zf: *Lord Tim is freaking out* zg: FW: Well lets get him to the medbay *teleports* zh: CR: Guys you aren't gonna believe this! Everybody else: What?! zi: *plaque showing: Grunt Master Grunt MD- Lobby* zj: FW: Him again! GMG: What'd you expect? zk: FW:...What happened?! GMG: Well, after the Terrorcons failed the Elite Mafia y'know. Took over, klled The Master and THEN they took meh pad and demoted me! zl: Ith: But why be a doctor? GMG: I majored in it back in the day! zm: *show's degree* zn: GMG: 'sides, my robots are secondarily programmed fer dis kinda get up. zo: *Later...* GMG: Well your Lordship, we sucked all those frags out and, luckily non of their pins were pulled on the way dawg. You are one lucky brothah grunt Tim. LT: Thanks...I think. zp: FW: So how exactly did you land a job here? GMG: You remember that Scorponok dude? Well he and Scar were talking to the Master. How everybody escaped and that all the Terrorcons are dead. zq: Ith: So then what happened? GMG: He fried Scorpy up real good. Then this Elite showed up and suddenly the room was full of em. They had Vahki to, they killed the Master and took over the whole shabang. I get demoted well...they took my pad brotha!!! *starts sobbing* zr: FW: GMG get ahold of yourself! GMG: Sorry, its just to much to bare *snivel* FW: Well I have a plan, we're going after this Elite Mafia! zs: CR: What about the others? FW: We'll call for them later, GMG, do you still have your troops? GMG: Sum of 'em... zt: FW: Do you know anybody else who opposes this mafia order? GMG: Yeah but they're real underground, y'know? We'll have to find 'em first. zu: FW: Working on it, *comm* 344? 344: Why yes reclaimeder? FW: I need you to figure out where a large force of anti mafia fighters aare hiding and teleport us to their hideout. 344: Certainly. . .done! zv: *teleport* zw: Offscreen: Who're you?! zx: FW: I am Final Warrior, leader of Godsrage and we're here to help. Zaker: I am Zaker 2.0, this is Nylun, Rogan, Rzar, Racket and Icthus, we're the droids. zy: FW: Are you the ones fighting the Elite Mafia? Nylun: A small part of them, yes. Zaker: The rest of the rebels are elsewhere, preparing for a final strike on the mafia. zz: We'd like to help, 344, teleport the clan and the vehicles to my cooridinates. zza: *Sometime Later* FW: Everybody ready? Clan: Yes sir! FW: GMG you ready? GMG: Yep! zzb: *GGM's army* zzc: Zaker: As are we, and the others have gathered on the great field, ready to fight, they suspect us... zzd: FW: We'll have to get inside and kill their leader then they'll crumble. zze: Zaker: Lets go. zzf: Elite: Hey look up in da sky! A UFO! zzg: Elite 2: That's no UFO! That's a fuel rod!! zzh: Zaker: ATTACK!!! *awrriors, clan, droids, GMG's army, all teleporting in, Vahki and Elite swarm on the other side of the battlefield* zzi: Ith: *under attack* I'm kinda having a hard time staying up, help! zzj: D34TH: We're kinda busy down here too, but we got an intrance, c'mon Final! zzk: FW: Strike team, GO! zzl: *Elitebouncer, Final, Aithne, Rocker, GMG, Zaker 2, and Rogan head in* zzm: Elite: Heretics!!! FIRE! *Vahki and Elite hellfire* FW: Return fire! zzn: Leet Lord: *comm* Final! Its getting hot out here, don't know how much longer we can hold- 344: *comm* This is 344 Stupid Spark, the Slood is loose, your team is in danger! FW: Dang it zzo: GMG: Blow that door! zzp: *charge in and take out bouncers* zzq: Boss: So it has come to this, I have been caught. To bad your friends have been to. FW: What?! Boss: See for yourself! *screen pops on* zzr: *dead everywhere, Dark Hunters, Doomlock, Slood, Vahki and Elites stand in the chaos* Boss: Honestly, this was just to easy. *sticks Classic Rocker* zzs: *CR dead* zzt: FW: NO...GRAH! Boss: Ah! You fool! What's that?! FW: A little sumpthing I like to call FRAGGIE Os! 344...NOW! *tosses jar of Fraggie Os* zzu: *asplosion* zzv: Boss: NO!!! *explosion* zzw: *Later* Zaker: Many Vahki escaped. Doomlock was captured and the Dark Hunters were defeated. Final:The slood contained and Elites imprisoned... zzx: FW: We won Zaker, yet it still deosn't feel like a victory... *everybody else behind him with Zaker 2.0 at his side* zzy: Zaker 2.0: Indeed... *headstones of all teh dead, Dan and Classic Rocker's shown in front.*